December 2010
I hate this town, it's so washed up, and all my...
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jackthegaylordbarakat:
lexipedia:
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that’s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you’re 23
I’m still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
...
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My Personality :
I’m loud (Can be loud at times)
I’m obnoxious
I’m sarcastic
I’m cocky
I cry easily
I have a bad temper(Somtimes)
For the most part, I don’t like people
I’m easy to get along with
I have more enemies than friends
I’ve smoked
I’ve smoked weed
I drink coffee
I clean my room daily
I am claustrophobic
My Appearance :
I wear makeup
I wear a piece...
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best of When Parents Text
-everyrosehasitsthorn:
insearchofsolidgrounds:
oui-madame:
thepotionsmistress:
When Parents Text
The one about the pretzels made me cry.
omg facebook. ”I’ll call them” i can’t omg.
I am leaving for a while can you tell me that we. will. be. ok Your friends think that i am no good, all they ever do is try to pull you
away. But i wont let them ever take you, ever take you, ever take you. So long, i’ve waited for this day to find someone to go to, and i just want to tell you, That its so on ,we’re leaving yesterday, and i dont think life will ever be the same,...
achangeyouwanted:
only-desire:
Jersey...
achangeyouwanted:
error404-:
Remembering...
Watchtyleigha:
troll. but so funny. omfg. lindsay lung cancer. and “oh hay allyxmurder.” rotflmfao
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achangeyouwanted:
thickfreakness:
stay-strong-:
yourepicfail:
-boatsandhoes:
-breakd0wn:
h0mesick-:
zombi3unicorn:
yearinyearout:
i set my vagina on fire
pierce the vagina
a vagina to remember
forever the sickest vagina
we came as vaginas
blood on the vagina.
never shout vagina.
Vagina orchestra
Vagina Killers
vagina is what we aim for
Vagina Parade
Day 7
One story of a memory you have
Last December, I went to a nursing home to see my grandma. She was asleep most of the time. She was really weak and could barley speak or move. It killed me to see this woman so helpless. The nurse gave her medicine and I just sat there until my dad decided it was time to go. She barley whispered my name and then we held hands. With all her might and strength she...
To me, it seems as if Tumblr is becoming a...
When helping your best friend get over a break up… * Do not tell her that there are plenty of fish in the sea. She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “BUT I DON’T WANT A FISH. I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM BACK. WAHHHHHH.” Then you’re a socially awkward penguin. * Do not tell her that he was stupid for leaving her. She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “I WAS STUPID FOR LOVING HIM. WAHHHH.” Then...
Day 6
Two things you want.
1. Happiness.
2. Success
Sometimes I eat to much,
Sometimes I don’t eat enough.
I fail at least 3984898945 times a day.
I get mad easily.
I forget everything.
People ask if I am high.
I laugh to much.
I am too loud.
My hair is a constant mess.
I stay up late and sleep later.
I complain more than I should.
I make fun of people all the time.
I lie.
I don’t know when to shut up.
and you still think...
Day 5
Three things you miss.
1. Middle School.
2.MR. WALKER!
3. Arizona!
Day 4
Four things you wish you could say, but might never.
1. Your voice makes me want to punch someone.
2.The reason I care so much is because without you I’d be alone in crowd of people.
3.I don’t know. I usually say everything I’d like.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Day 3
Five songs you like.
1.Anything by Mayday Parade
2. Adam’s Song
3. Just the Way You Are
4. Seasons of Love
5. Damn Regret
Day 2
Six things you love.
1. Music<3
2. Food.
3. My friends.
4. Shopping<3
5. Writing
6. Reading
LOVE
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors aboutme eating 9. You shouldn’t be talking. Ihear you guys do some pretty nastythings.
Sincerely, 7
“I don’t care how long I have to wait, I only want you”
– Most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard. I love this person<33333333333
“You are the answer to every prayed I have offered. You are a song, a dream, a...”
– The Notebook<3
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER.
Dear wife:
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or...
Hi, Mommy. I’m your baby. You don’t know me yet, I’m only a few weeks old. You’re going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I’ve got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don’t have it yet, but I will when I’m born. I’m going to be your only child, and you’ll call me...
I care.
I’m just hurt.
This is insane.
I should be able to walk into my room without bursting into tears. This is my place.
I can usually sit here for hours and have no emotion. and now it’s decided to have
a sad emotion. I want to stop crying. I want to stop shaking. I just want everythign
to stop, now.
